Man Sues BMW For 20-Month Erection

04/30/12 -- Wacky News

“A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a “ridge-like” seat gave him “a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)” that’s lasted 20 months and counting. While there have been concerns about narrow “banana” bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area — for men and women — this is the first report we’ve seen of way too much. The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito. The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride — and, as we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem.” w/ photo

The Bee Master

04/30/12 -- Videos

“We removed a swarm of honey bees with no protection and then relocated them to a new home. Transportation of the bees was an open box in front seat on Daniel’s lap!” — Mtpepsi

How To Make Banana Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

04/30/12 -- How To's

“If you have some over ripe bananas in your pantry, make these cookies instead of banana bread for a change. I love banana bread, but now I must say, I love these cookies as much as I love my banana bread. So from now on, when I have some left over bananas, it will be tough choice… Go put on your apron, get your oven warmed up and win their heart with these cookies!” w/ photos

Puppy Fight

04/30/12 -- Videos

“Too many awwws for me to handle.”

Vital 4U

04/30/12 -- Photos

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Random Lamb Moment

04/30/12 -- Hilarious

“This is what she looks like when watching my friend prepare her evening bottle of milk. Even after recording this and uploading it, I still find it difficult to look at her utterly shocked expression and not laugh. Both the lambs are doing fantastic and I’ve grown very attached to them! I look forward to filming them more and sharing them growing up with you.” — camelsandfriends

White Desert

04/30/12 -- Photos

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Advanced Orangutan

04/30/12 -- Hilarious

“I wasn’t expecting this when filming: this monkey actually puts on a coat by himself. Cool!” — TheQuibert

Candle By The Hour

04/30/12 -- Neat Products

“Candle by the Hour vertical candle is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours. Merely place the beeswax coil through the spring loaded clip in increments of 3 inches or less. Each three inches of candle wax will burn approximately one hour.” w/ photos

Top 10 Satisfying Cases Of Hecklers Getting Destroyed

04/30/12 -- Top Lists

“I hate hecklers. I can’t imagine being the type of person who sits in the dark while a professional with a microphone is trying to perform and immediately thinks, ‘You know what this situation needs? My annoying fucking voice.’ So, I collect YouTube videos of comics giving hecklers a verbal beat-down. They’re tremendously satisfying, to the point that I would consider going into stand-up comedy just so I could some day shit all over a heckler. Until then, I’ll just have to admire the work of the masters.” w/ videos