“Hands up who wants to be a millionaire? Good. Now that we’ve established you’re a bunch of wannabe Ivanas we can tempt you with our 22 Carat Vodka, the most decadent drink this side of crushed diamond champagne. Flicking the ears of austerity and sticking two fingers up at the credit crunch, this smooth pink (yes, pink) German vodka is infused with edible flakes of genuine 22 carat gold. It’s like a shimmering golden blizzard swirling around in a potent ocean of luxe pink liquor. Or something like that. If this stuff doesn’t impress guests you might as well get your butler to serve ‘em vintage cognac mixed with fresh unicorn tears and lunar truffles.” w/ photos
