“Crime. You just hate that crime, don’t you? Whether it’s because your parents were brutally murdered or your television was brutally stolen, you’ve vowed to do everything you can to stop crime. Not stop it; you want to kick crime’s teeth in. Talk is cheap, and you’re ready for something concrete, more concrete than ‘nothing at all,’ which is what the rest of us are planning on doing. ‘But what?’ you ask, while browsing the aisles of a cape store. “What can one man — one extraordinarily surly man — do?” I’ll tell you what. You’re going to go make some citizen’s arrests. And I’m going to tell you how.” w/ photos
