Woman Pulls Up Carrot Bearing Long-Lost Ring

A Swedish woman’s recent toiling in her garden turned up a rather unexpected harvest when she pulled a carrot out of the ground ‘wearing’ the wedding ring she had lost back in 1995. After 16 years, Lena and Ola, who reside near Mora, Dalarna, in central Sweden, had given up hope of ever finding Lena’s lost wedding ring. The ring, which Lena had designed herself, went missing after she had put it on the kitchen counter in midst of a holiday baking session back in 1995. The couple engaged in a frantic search for the ring, even checked behind the appliances and beneath the floor boards when renovating the kitchen a few years later, but to no avail. But as Lena was about to gather the last of the carrots from the family vegetable patch, she pulled out a carrot that had something attached to it. As the carrot was so small, she was about to throw it away when she realized what it was that appeared to be ‘growing’ around the finger-sized vegetable.” w/ photos

Polite Distances

“It’s the psychology of door usage.” — RemarkableSongs

World’s Smartest Chimpanzee?

“Eagerly he collects wood from the ground, snaps the branches into small pieces and carefully balances them in a pile. Then, taking care not to burn himself, he gently strikes a match and gets ready for a fry-up. Like all red-blooded males, Kanzi loves messing around with a barbecue. But then, as these extraordinary pictures show, Kanzi is no man. He is a bonobo – pygmy chimpanzee – and his love of fire is challenging the way that we think about our closest relatives in the animal kingdom. For although bonobo apes and larger chimpanzees use twigs and leaves as tools, none has ever shown such skill for cooking food. Kanzi is one of eight bonobos in the care of Dr Sue Savage-Rumbaugh, one of the world’s leading experts in ape behavior and language. She believes 31-year-old Kanzi’s fascination with fire reveals a deep intelligence.” w/ photos

The Street Cleaner

“This is the greatest cleaning of all time.” — penguinz0

Drink Up!

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Troll Parents

“That kid looks like he’s just used to that kind of shit.” — tehUBERn00blet

Planet Pizza

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Swearing Dubstep

“There is nothing better than swearing in 40 languages and dubstep, so Swearport decided to combine the two.”

Doggie Misting Leash

“Our Cool Down Doggie Misting Leash makes the perfect companion on scorching summer walks. This patent-pending lead integrates a 10 oz. spray bottle within its handle for quick and easy blasts of refreshing mist that both you and your pet will enjoy.” w/ photo

Top 11 Video Game Companions

“We all know the hero is the face of a video game franchise, but few realize that the sidekick companion is often the heart. You may be doing all the running and jumping, but there’s no way you could keep it up without solid support. That’s what these sidekicks offer: friendship, power-ups, unique abilities, cutesy sprite animations, healing items, exposition and a whole lot of heart. Without them, these games would lose their friendly flavors. Honestly, who would you rather hang out with, the dour military guy with no sense of humor or the smiley nerd who builds him machines? We list the best video game companions.” w/ photos