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Pump Up The Jam!
03/31/11 -- Hilarious
Obese Man Cut Out Of House
03/31/11 -- Wacky News
“An Ohio man is fighting for his life after he had to be cut out of his house. The 43-year-old morbidly obese man sat in a chair for two years without moving. His skin was apparently welded to the chair with urine and feces. “Well, the chair was outside, they had to take a section of the wall down to the house to get him out. The chair was very filthy (grimaces) a lot of odor to it. Going in the house, the house was not clean. The living room where the man lived in his chair was very filthy, very deplorable. It’s unbelievable that somebody lives in conditions like that,” said Jim Chase, Bellaire, and Ohio Code Enforcer. “I instructed the landlord this morning and the two people, the tenants at the house they had to get it cleaned, there’s no way they can live in something like that, and so they are working on it. So, I’ll be going back daily, checking on it, making sure that they get it cleaned up and serviceable. If not, they must get out.” w/ photo + video
Man Drives With Parrot On Windshield
03/31/11 -- Videos
Top 10 Reasons Evil Dead Is A Cult Classic
03/31/11 -- Top Lists
“If asked to make a list of the top five cult classics in movie history, any movie critic or film buff would be remiss to omit the 1981 masterpiece Evil Dead. Directed by Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell, the low-budget blood-fest follows five vacationing college kids — Ash, his girlfriend Linda, and their classmates Cheryl, Scott and Shelly — making an unplanned stopover in an abandoned mountain cabin surrounded by impenetrable woods. Before settling in for the night, they come across an ancient-looking occult tome filled with dense hieroglyphics and macabre illustrations, a dagger fashioned from human bones, and a reel-to-reel tape recorder. The taped message, dictated by a professor of archaeology, describes the contents of the Sumerian “Book of the Dead,” filled with incantations used to bring otherworldly demons to life, giving them license to possess the living. With the five friends listening intently, the professor’s recorded translations of the ritual chants unintentionally release an ominous presence from the depths of the forest and, needless to say, the evil spirit takes to its dirty work with glorious gusto. And that’s when things get really interesting. But what qualifies Evil Dead as a true cult classic and not just some run-of-the-mill “cabin in the woods” horror flick? Here are ten indisputable reasons.” w/ photos
World’s Most Realistic Robot
03/30/11 -- Amazing
The Cassette Tape Chair
03/30/11 -- Pretty Cool
“Cassette tapes are an all-but-extinct technology, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still put them to use. You could turn them into a lamp, for instance – or how about a chair made from cassettes? That’s exactly what the guys at OOO My Design did when they made their Silla cassette tape chair, created from a variety of old tapes. I’m not sure how comfortable it would be to sit on top of dozens of tapes and tie-wraps, but it does look cool, don’cha think?” w/ photos
Top 10 Funniest Bearded Comedians
03/30/11 -- Top Lists
“Some of the greatest comedians of all time have one thing in common: beards (the facial hair kind.) Maybe it’s something about the safety in that amount of facial hair or maybe it’s the lax attitude that comes in having a beard, but either way, there’s something about comedians with beards that seems to make them some of the biggest names in comedy. So, without further delay, here are the ten funniest comedians of all time… with beards.” w/ photos
