8-Year-Old Asian Mix Wins Westminster Boy Show

Danny, an 8-year-old Asian mix from Sterling, VA, beat out 2,500 top contenders from around the country to win best in show at the 135th annual Westminster Boy Show. Standing in the winners circle before a sold-out crowd at Madison Square Garden, Danny impressed judges and fans alike with his even temperament and self-assured attitude. Handler Kenny Earle said he was not at all surprised by the outcome, describing Danny as the most well-rounded boy he has seen in 17 years of training boys. “We knew we had a world-class show boy on our hands from the time Danny was 3,” Earle said after rewarding Danny with a Rice Krispies treat. “I’ve worked with Asian mixes extensively, and they tend to be very skittish and shy—especially those from Korean stock. But not Danny. He’s always been obedient, polite, and totally confident.”… According to a citation issued by the judging panel, Danny excelled in every standard for boys in the mixed category, achieving a flawless, even stride while being led around the show ring. Additionally, Danny received top marks for his glossy, healthy-looking bowl cut and perfectly pressed khaki slacks.” w/ photos

Failed Turkey Sports

“Witness the Birth of Turkey Bowling… Before it – Turkey Basketball, Turkey Baseball, Turkey Relay Race, Turkey Tetherball, Turkey Volleyball, Turkey Golf, Turkey Dodgeball, Turkey Darts.”

Full Suspension Mini Bike

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Human Mt. Rushmore

“A group of friends recreate Mt. Rushmore and uses Google Goggles for their Demo Slam.”

Heated Handheld Massager

Only you know where ‘right there’ is on your aching back – so reach it perfectly with this heated vibrating handheld massager. The adjustable handle bends so you can effortlessly melt away tension, even in hard to reach stress zones. You’ve never felt a heated massager like this before – 6 professional attachments make it easy to target each aching muscle with the perfect massage application. Just snap on the Roller to experience the acupressure nodes. The Concentrator focuses vibration through the heated handheld massager. Scalp Massager delivers an amazing heated massager therapy to your scalp – and there’s still so much more. No batteries are required – just plug it in, and let the heated vibrating handheld massager do what it does best – relieve life’s tensions and stresses from your sore and aching back, neck and shoulders.” w/ photos

Mirror Scare Compilation

“This is why I try to stay away from mirrors, and showers, too. I’m very lonely.” — CH

I Would Like To Know!

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Dating Site For Ugly People Celebrates 1st Engagement

Britain’s first dating agency established for people who are ‘aesthetically challenged’ is celebrating an unlikely milestone after it produced its first engagement between its members. Tom Clifford and Janine Walker, who say they have ”great personalities”, plan to marry later this year following a whirlwind online romance. The couple met less than a month ago on www.theuglybugball.com – a dating website for the ‘aesthetically challenged’. But after four dates they became engaged earlier this week. Now the pair, who enjoyoed a mutual love of junk food and TV dinners, are planning a winter wedding near their respective homes in Stow-on-the-Wold, Gloucestershire. Mr Clifford, 36, a carpet fitter who has a ”face that makes children cry”, said: ”I’ve been a joke to women for years because of the way I look. ”I always thought that I was too ugly to meet Mrs Right but my life changed when I met Janine. ”She’s beautiful and I love her in every possible way. I still can’t believe this is happening.” w/ photo

Bowhunter Shoots Deer In The Antlers

“If you’ve never seen a deer with the expression, “REALLY?!” on its face before, this is your chance.” — Break

Top 15 Films That Inspired Real Life Crimes

“The issue of copycat crime is a fascinating one that raises deep questions in the fields of psychology, philosophy, criminology and jurisprudence. Are filmmakers – if not legally, at least morally – responsible for their creations that motivate people to commit crime? Would these people act in such a manner but for the movie? Should restrictions be placed on certain people from being exposed to these sort of films, given that the vast majority of people are unaffected? But the most pertinent question it raises is: is this the only known example of fanboyism more disturbing than a cheddar-smelling, Doritos-munching, hairy-backed, sweat-stained, neck-bearded, pannus-dripping 40 year-old man in a Princess Leia costume? Let us consider some of the more gruesome crimes influenced by movies and find out.” w/ photos