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How To Make Halloween Candy Bark

“Recently I went on a candy shopping spree at Target since there was a sale on tasty Halloween candy. Roaming the Halloween candy aisles at Target is a sweet lover’s paradise and a dangerous place for a baker who throws candy in every dessert. I was on a mission to purchase a huge variety of candy for trick or treaters – Snickers, Halloween Kit Kats, Twix, and Peanut Butter Cups. But then all of a sudden my mind switched from “The kids will love Peanut Butter Cups!” to “Mmmm Snickers for Blondies, Peanut Butter M&Ms for Candy Bark, Candy Corn for Lindsey.” Sadly (ok I’m not really sad) all of the candy that was for the trick treaters is nowhere to be found except in my recipes and in my mouth. YUM! So what recipe stole almost all of the candy? That would be my crack, I mean Halloween Candy Bark… Here’s how to make your own.” w/ photos
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Top 10 Greatest Zombie Video Games

“Long before the Internet fell in love with them, zombies have been a fixture in videogames. And though they all fall under the general zombie game umbrella, the games themselves couldn’t be more different. From the silly ‘Braiiiins’-chanting zombies to the ones who wipe out entire cities, here’s our tribute to the virtual undead.” w/ photos
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Nail Bottle Opener

“Why overcomplicate things? This handy bottle opener is handmade from dark walnut wood and sanded to fit the contour of your hand. A sturdy nail pops the top of your favorite brew, while a concealed magnet keeps the loose caps from getting away. Another magnet attaches the opener to your refrigerator or workspace while not in use. Simply genius.” w/ photos
Obese Worker Sues McDonald’s

“A former McDonald’s employee was celebrating Friday after a Brazilian court awarded him $17,500 for weight he gained during his 12-year stint with the company, local media reported. The 32-year-old man, who was not named, said he weighed between 154 pounds (70 kilograms) to 165 pounds when he started working for the burger giant in 1996 but gained 65 pounds because of the free lunches given to employees. In the lawsuit, the man said he suffered from high cholesterol and muscle weakness because he was forced to eat food that was full of fat, sugar and salt. He also claimed to have been subjected to long working hours and psychological pressures… McDonald’s was also ordered to pay 80 percent of the man’s medical costs for “full restoration of the health conditions of the claimant.” w/ photo


